here’s the first fic for inbox cleaning week! i’ve received a few
separate prompts for deadpool and dc crossover fics, but i’ve never
actually had any luck writing them. i think the problem is that i was
trying to throw wade wilson at jason todd, and that’s a molotov
cocktail, not a love story.
so here’s deadpool falling absolutely in love with dick grayson. it’s ridiculous and fluffy and shockingly low on violence.
Word comes through the various superhero backchannels that
Batman’s got himself murdered again. Or kidnapped. Stolen, dimension-hopped,
married. Whatever. The point is, the Dark Knight is brooding in a better place.
Or a worse place. A different place,
definitely. That much, Wade knows, is true.
A power vacuum in Gotham is never a good thing. The local
villains go wild in Bat’s absence, and it’s not the fun kind of wild with foam
parties and naked dancing and drunken mistakes. It’s the kind of wild with
blood in the streets and monsters rising from the sewers and terrible deaths
played out to the soundtrack of mad laughter.
That kind of thing spreads,
is the problem. It’s infectious. What starts in Gotham will spread to New York,
and Wade doesn’t wanna deal with Gotham bullshit in New York. He doesn’t want
New York to feel like it has to one-up Gotham’s weirdness. New York is weird
enough.
So Wade, a concerned good-hearted citizen, a real man of the
people, swings by Gotham to check up on things.
may i please get bruce tucking the boys in 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 your art is amazing and we're one of the few things that got me out of a depressive funk it's okay if you dont do this though!!!! i just wanted you to know how happy your work makes me
